"Here's the sled I got my son, I know it's not the Snowboard he wanted, but it's almost as good, Kinda. And my daughter, who wants a puppy, here's a Gerbil! And for my wife, a woman's second best friend, Cubic Zirconia!"
Stupid men reign in Radio commercials.
Garmin's little Navigation box (How is it that THREE companies have come out with nearly the exact same product at the same time?) is all about a guy being lost but not admitting it, and how their little box protects his masculinity.